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So, this is what happens when I attempt to make time for dating, which happens to also be on my 30 before 30 list. As you recall, my previous crazy boy post discussed my latest dating attempt fiasco. Seems we have a trend going on here. Every few days, the boy makes another attempt to contact me via various forms of communication. And yes, I’m calling him a boy. A 36 year old man would surely not do this. I’m starting to think it’s like one of those movies, what’s the name of it, where the kid is trapped in the grown man’s body? I think Bruce Willis is in it? That movie. That’s what must be happening right now.

Yesterday I came home to find an email from this same boy. Just seeing his name in my inbox made me shudder. Does he not get the hint? I haven’t contacted him in a week and a half. At all. In any way, shape, or form. I also mentioned I was taking a long business trip soon. Knowing this douche he probably thought I was joking.

I’m typically one to go after what I want, but even I know when it’s not reciprocated. Am I alone in this? Is it hard to figure that out? Honestly fellow readers, I am trying to think of logical explanations for this and thoughts of how long this will last before he gives up. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this? The only other time this has happened to me I had dated the guy for 6 months beforehand, which gave it a little more merit than having had NO DATES!!

I didn’t read the email. I deleted it without opening it. I didn’t want to know what was inside. I think a fun game might be to imagine what it might have said. Thoughts? Feel free to comment.